Unemployed: Day 1

Monday arrived like other days off, but with none of the incidental clutter that would tip you off to my being employed. 

My computer-and-bento-toting backpack no longer waits patiently in the living room for me to take it for its next walk to and from work, but sits forlornly in a dark corner. 

Do I need to thaw or cook anything for tomorrow? The artifacts of routine utility are non-sequiturs, ballast to be cast over the side.

I got more of that when I started ramping up to get my taxes done.

For years, I’d been going to the local tax office, where I input numbers into a computer at the direction of one the extraordinarily kind and helpful people that are the norm for Japan’s tax agency. Last year, I was instructed how to do it on my phone and told I could do it from home.

“Gee, that would save me the 30-minute walk,” I thought, until I started digging through the endless procedures for getting electronic links to insurance deductions and the byzantine explanation of applying for the mortgage-balance deduction, that I still don’t understand, when I’ve already got the forms written out and ready to take with me.

On the plus side, I think, combing through business expenses for tax deductions became more about spotting dead weight that went noticed when income was arriving on the 15th of every month.

It’s been a decade since the first years after my divorce coincided with the crash of Japan’s news paper business. Since then the monthly credit-card bill had been just an occasionally annoying figure. Now it looks like a a potential rogue wave.

There are monthly and bimonthly payments for indecipherable services, whose companies offer no obvious way to back out of my donations.

I don’t want to make it sound like the day was a complete downer. I did learn how to log into Japan’s “MyNumber Card” app, which learning how to do your taxes online requires you to do endless times.

I also got in a long workout, because, well it was a day off, so I had all the time I needed to make a public spectacle of myself doing my weight training in the park.

Before Teruyo got home, I was seriously looking for jobs by dedicating a few hours to filling out a gimcrack of an application, only to end up with the jim jams when I found the position had been filled.

I’ll be quicker tomorrow.

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One thought on “Unemployed: Day 1”

  1. Jim, you sound depressed. Don’t be. You just got me, a new subscriber….that’s worth something! Want to hang out and grab a beer? Baseball is right around the corner! College baseball starts the weekend of the 14th and I have youtube tv so we can watch .

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