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Text and subtext

I’ve been watching Japanese baseball now for close to 37 years, and one quickly becomes so numb to the incessant spouting of dogma and lip service, that one rarely asks why people say the stupid things they do, even when it is impossible a single intelligent listener would believe a word of it.

Then it struck me. As they say on Twitter, “I was today years old, when I realized” that these messages aren’t about baseball at all, but about something bigger.

On Saturday, Yuya Hasegawa was interviewed about his two home runs in the SoftBank Hawks’ 8-3 win over the Yomiuri Giants.

Q: Four home runs yesterday, today a season-high five home runs. It reminds us once again of how much power the Hawks have…

Yes. But in my opinion, home runs only happen now and then. If possible, what we really want is to string together good results to diligently create scoring opportunities and drive in runs with base hits, and score more runs that way.

–SoftBank Hawks player Yuya Hasegawa after hitting two of his team’s five home runs on May 28, 2021.

That’s how post-game hero interviews work. The players get lobbed pat questions and, unless the answers are incredibly stupid, the players try and give pat answers.

What he most likely meant was: “Yes. We smacked the shit out of the ball today. Of course, we are more than just a power-hitting team. We want to be able to score in any situation that arises.

Yet he didn’t say that. He said, “Hitting home runs is not the real way to win.”

We are accustomed to all but a few of the biggest power hitters to say something along those lines. Nine out of 10 players will answer: “I was just looking to make contact and advance the runners.”

But why do this when they’re not fooling anyone? This has long puzzled me, but it occurs to me now that the players are not trying to teach a baseball lesson, about how home runs are bad and small ball is good, but a life lesson.

Hasegawa was NOT lecturing about the value of one-run tactics, but about the proper way to behave in Japanese society–where is it’s OK to act contrary to orthodox behavior, as long as you publicly defend the orthodoxy at the same time.

The player’s job in this theater is to downplay home run hitting not because he wants people to think small-ball is preferable, but because dogma says small-ball is preferable, and he wants everyone to know that you don’t challenge the system.

Of course, Japanese baseball has its share of cultural gatekeepers. There have always been guys like Masaaki Mori and Isao Harimoto who make a thing of dictating how and how not to play.

Cultural gatekeeping in baseball is in no way unique to Japan. After all, in what other sport do we see old fart managers tell opposing teams it’s OK to throw at their own players who stepped over some artificial cultural boundary?

People say Japan thrives on conformity, but perhaps what it really thrives on contradictions masked as conformity. The real cultural battlefront in Japanese baseball is not about how to turn the double play, but how to practice doublespeak. It’s not HOW the game is played, as much as it is HOW the game is talked about.

So swing for the fences if you like, it’s up to you. Just DON’T SAY you’re swinging for the fences.

Olympic suicide squeeze

Japan is not at war, but one wouldn’t know it to hear the words coming out of the International Olympic Committee that the Olympics will go forward regardless of the state of emergency in Tokyo and that sacrifices need to be made.

1940 all over again

Japan is pressing forward with the Olympics in a way that would have made the 1940 leaders of Japan’s Imperial Army and Imperial Navy shudder in recognition of their historic dilemma then when committing to an un-winnable war with the United States because backing out was politically awkward.

Holding past Olympics has proven catastrophic for some countries that became saddled with huge debt.

These Olympics are poised to set a new level on the kind of catastrophe the Olympics can bring. Japan’s government, in its desire to put a good face on this shit show, have said that canceling is beyond its power and that only the IOC can pull the plug, which no one actually believes but which is on par with most of the nonsense that’s been spewed about this travesty since before Tokyo “won” them in 2013.

‘Suicide mission’

Regardless of what’s in Tokyo’s contract with the IOC, the games can’t go forward without Japan’s cooperation, withdraw that cooperation, and the country can set aside tickets, volunteers, venue security, medals, health care and transportation for visiting athletes and officials, but can instead focus on Japan’s own health security.

Hiroshi Mikitani, the founder of the Rakuten Group, has called the Tokyo Olympics and Paralympics “a suicide mission,” but this mission has little in common with those Japan is historically infamous for. In the closing stages of World War II, when defeat was inevitable and surrendering “awkward,” Japanese soldiers and sailors were ordered to fly bomb-laden aircraft or guide manned torpedoes into enemy ships, but this is different.

Japan, which has bungled its vaccination rollout, is now virtually condemning individuals to death and disease by diverting resources and energy to ensuring the Olympics going forward, but is not informing the people that they are being sacrificed, and is in fact denying it.

Instead, Japan’s government has done everything it could to downplay the toll of its drive to make sure the Olympics go off without a hitch. The government’s stance when the coronavirus struck could have been stated as: “this could be awkward, so let’s keep it from getting too far out of hand while not making too big a deal about it either in the hope it blows over.”

That didn’t work well in 2020. The delays in coordinating a real response–as opposed to the Tokyo Olympic PR response the government pursued–have impacted Japan from Day 1. People have literally died because testing and tracing were hindered by government reluctance to publish numbers that might make Japan look like a less suitable Olympic destination.

But through half-hearted action with an eye on how everything would play for Tokyo 2020, the world has come to realize exactly that: That Japan’s coronavirus response has become the joke of Asia.

The Olympics would be safer without fans in attendance, but for many in the government, including Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga, and among organizers, that ship has now sailed, according to Kyodo News. The question is now how many can reasonably be crammed into venues.

Given the obvious bullshit coming from the government “We’ve never given the Olympics priority over the public,” Suga telling people fans will be in the stands, might as well come with the phrase: “Even if it kills them.”

No. The victims to be sacrificed in Japan’s Olympic suicide mission are not like the soldiers and sailors being ordered to their deaths in World War II, but more like their uncounted compatriots, civilians in Saipan and Okinawa whom the Imperial Army forced to commit suicide rather than risk capture.

If sacrifices are required, Japan has demonstrated it is not going to let death stand in the way of its Olympics.